ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.












