one pea old & one bean big

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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plaguedocboi

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

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@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

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https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

articulate-anxious-atheist

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

sixthrock

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

hearthburn

It would also probably have leeches in it.